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    August 23

    YouTube - What does an SAP Consultant do?

     

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    August 20

    “换”贱

    当你经过N次从满怀希望到抓心挠肝再到狗急跳墙最终到心灰意懒的轮回之后,热切期盼的某些事情终于意外抑或顺其自然地来临了,这时心情反而异常平静,就像是它根本就不曾来到一样。之前一切的惶恐、无助、焦虑、愤懑、哀怨已经被一种无视甚至敌视的心态所取代,用来修饰那段日子的消极的形容词突然变成了它们的反义词——悠闲、自由、惬意……其实日子本身还是一如既往流着,只是我们的心态在时间的潮流中不断改变着前进的姿态——蝶泳、仰泳、自由泳、蛙泳以及我小时候在小河里最擅长的狗刨。之所以在这些不断流逝的日子中狗刨,是因为这个姿势完全没有前面几种姿势来的自然、潇洒和从容,近乎挣扎,代表了我一种不成熟的心态。是的,我这一年就是这么过来的!曾一度自诩为祥林嫂二代。

     

    如今,我终于出台了!是的,阿拉终于有项目了!翻身农奴把歌儿唱!但是,貌似没有之前迫切请求出台时的激情了。项目一开始我想着是不是就这么滥竽充数到结束聂?貌似不行! 那年底就没奖金了,没奖金就买不起房子了,买不起房子就娶不到媳妇了,娶不到媳妇就生不了女儿了,生不了女儿就……真恐怖啊!可是我真的是盼望着结束,开始怀念每天看N遍新浪,N遍天涯,NITpub的日子了。人啊,有时候就是这么贱……鄙视!

     

    注:换贱——犯贱的别称,一种常见多发病,也就是俗语说的没事找抽型、屋里憋屈型、得瑟等。我国南方某些地区将“犯”读作“换”因此而得名。(引自《说文解字》)

    另注:发现自己写点东西很难静下心来用严肃的口吻去写了,不由自主地就开始不正经起来了,唉~其实这不是真的我!阿门~~

    August 17

    羽毛球拍持拍方法

    几个月前开始玩羽毛球,在蒋小胖老师耐心指导下取得了一些喜人的进步,以至于至今没找到敌手,颇有些独孤求败、高出不胜寒的感觉啊!热烈的笑脸为得一高手指点,曾经悬赏管两顿饭找陪练,告示一出,应者云集,为饭局谋者甚众,为打球谋者鲜矣——嗟乎!
     
    功夫不负有心人,终于找到了一个陪练——Mr.臭球吴。此人自诩灰常厉害,曾屡次在幼儿园邀请赛上拿过冠军,以及在小学邀请赛上进入前8名。此人很嚣张di多次穿拖鞋以及大裤衩子打球,与本人武装到脚趾形成鲜明对比,明显不把高手放在眼里。还好,经过两天的较量,发现这厮打的相当凑合,不愧是幼儿园邀请赛冠军啊!在此予以表扬,望其再接再厉,争取下次在庙岭小学邀请赛上一展雄风——进入前6名!!这样也就具备指导我的能力了。
     
    偶尔在一个羽毛球论坛上看到以下几张图片,才知道自己一直在打苍蝇。汗一个先!失望

    200691013134426167 200691013152548365200691013193038281

    C图是不是很熟悉?不错!可惜这是用来打苍蝇的,而不是羽毛球。-_-!!这是传说中的苍蝇拍握法,很欣慰我就是这么握的。 D图才是正确持拍方法!

    August 11

    中国梦八 VS 美国梦八

    Embarrassed 小生不懂篮球,不敢妄加评论. 昨天那场中美"梦八"之间较量的确让人看的热血沸腾! 据说是有史以来观看人数最多的篮球比赛-10亿! 虽然最终以70比101惜败, 但是中国梦八打出了气势,尤其前两节更是神勇,两度追平,甚至反超两分. 上半场的三分球也不错, 外线频频开花...由于本人之前不幸将频道切换到了转播中国男足的频道,更是"有幸"目睹了郑智同学那一记降龙十八顶. 看了男篮的精彩比赛之后才一扫之前的愁云和晦气. 让我目睹了什么才是真正的爷们! ps:希望布什一家能观看一下中美之间的乒乓球比赛,没别的目的,就想气气丫们...
     
    我这人本来对奥运也不怎么热心的,自从看了开幕式以及这两天的比赛,咳咳,现在也不由自主di关注起了比赛和奖牌榜. 现在来总结这场奥运盛事目前还为时过早,但是无论从赛事本身以及观看赛事的观众,以及举办本次奥运的祖国,或多或少让我们看到了许多令人欣喜的变化. 希望奥运能给中国带来更多积极的变化. 就连平时很安静的办公室,早上来了大家都跟打了鸡血一样热议男篮, 90后猛男龙清泉....anyway, 给沉闷的生活带来一抹亮色...
     
    刚才QQ消息弹出:沪指跌破2500点....以满盘皆绿来迎接第29届奥运会! 想骂人,但是不知道该问候谁的祖先...
     

    中国梦八

    梦八

    50岁的前中国女击剑冠军栾菊杰(自费代表加拿大出赛), 赢得

    1/16 比赛后,打出横幅"祖国好"! 看到这张图片心里有些酸涩...

    Img258757003栾菊杰

     

    August 02

    Crouching tiger, hidden dragon (写文章=挤奶)

    写完这篇我有史以来最长的英文文章, 突然我有了一个感悟:写文章的人跟挤奶工同属一个工种! 我估计没有人能有耐心看完,嘿嘿. 这么小的字, 除非他眼睛跟我一样小,不然绝对难以聚焦. 写得又臭又长,算是跟给自己一个交代吧. 饿死了,吃饭去鸟~~
     
    Just finished reading a bestseller ‘Chindia - How China and India are revolutionizing global business’ which I bought at a roadside stall really cost me a big fortune of wife fund- 20 RMB! Definitely it’s a pirated book! Considering my ugly pocket, I have to compromise to get pirated one. Otherwise, I think it’s worth much more than this gorgeous price as soon as I finished it.  Here I’d like to make a summary and share some of my feelings during my exciting journey to the flatten world led by this book.  It shows me what China looks like in the eyes of an outsider from different dimensions during 6-day long journey. Meanwhile, it also gives me a brief view of what globalization brings to the world, how it affects the world economy and everyone of us in the global village.Though globalization and free trade bring us more than we imagined and expected before, it also urges us to rethink the process and effect of them. Do we really need them?
     
    As China and India rise to economic powerhouse in the early 21st century, they gradually attract the whole world’s eyeballs. They win lots of appreciation for their contribution to world economy growth and eliminating poverty. Especially as China emerges as a manufacturing giant, huge foreign currency reservation holder, second large oil consumer, huge low-cost goods exporter, high tech innovator, amazing gross domestic product growth producer, people dub 21st century as China’s Century. True! We Chinese have made big progress since the Open Reform 30 years ago. Now, we’re enjoying the foreign investment champion in all the developing countries. Vast majority of Fortune 500 have invested or set up plants in China. Also China thrives as the No.1 exporter. The GDP ranks the 4th, which will soon replace Germany as the 3rd as estimated. Almost 60% of high school students are exposed to college education. We also experienced soaring equity market index last year, which ranked No.1 in the whole world last year, even it disappointed everyone as the worst stock market this year. And no one made profit and suffered a lot in this disaster ever seen. During the past 30years, we have been experiencing about 9% GDP growth on average, which serves as an amazing miracle in human history. Even now no signal shows that this progress will slow down in near future. The economy growth also contributes a lot to leverage people’s living standard.
     
    On the other hand, we do sacrifice a lot for the highly growing economy. Now we have to pay the bill! Also we are facing lots of challenges domestic and from other countries. In order to sustain fast growing economy, it needs huge recourses to feed the high growth in terms of natural resources, talent pool, venture capital and sophisticated technology etc. At the same time, the fast economy growth contributes a lot to environmental degradation, energy shortage and widening rich-poverty gap. We are not quite sure if we can still keep competition advantage over other countries with fast aging population, soaring natural resources price, weak financial system, inflation, growing labor cost, less innovation and other rising developing countries like India, Vietnam. As more and more companies shift their manufacturing work to lower cost Vietnam, more and more Western companies outsource their software industry to India and some eastern European countries, I’m not sure if still can keep optimistic. In this book, the author mentions a lot of innovations that Indian has made especially in high-tech industry, which even poses threaten to the US, but less we Chinese made. Often we sniff at Indian boost for their world-class military power over China, but we have to take this rival’s innovation in some high-tech industries very seriously.
     
    In order to keep our edge, I think much remains to be done. We have to make a summary after 30 years’ reform. What challenge we have to face, what policy we have to adjust, what balance we have to make, what method we have to take, what mindset we have to change, what system we have to upgrade…. We’d better put more emphasis on innovation to keep our advantage in a leveling playing field not just making low-end and low-cost but high value and creativity added products. There is a saying: Innovation is the soul of one nation’s progress. Shift from made in China to innovated in China comes as a pressing priority.
     
    It’s also very interesting that China economy depends on export much more, while we have the largest population in the world. It’s actually a huge potential to economic growth. There is no way to walk well with two unbalanced legs. So the top priority it to exploit our huge domestic consumer market and make the most of it.  In terms of education and technology, there is still no Nobel Prize winner in China mainland, it’s really a big shame for China that has 1.3 billion people and regards itself as one of the most talented nation in the world. Is there something wrong? Maybe we are not on the right way. With regard to our financial system, lots of bad debits remain in the four stated-owned banks, as everyone knows. It really threatens a lot economy safety and needs very long time to digest. Anyway we are on the way to make progress with the help of other bank giant holding part of shares of these banks. May the top banks will bring advanced management best practices to them.
     
    Though there are all kinds of challenges on our way to industrialization, we are seeing positive changes happening now. Still there is a very long hard way to go.
     
     
    Ryan. Niu  2008.08.02 于上海某个四堵墙内